b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

live reenactment

heyhoneylook:

Everyone please say hello to Sock!

She is very small!!

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Crumb Lover

minakosroom:

detectveprince:

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

gravecats:

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

sherlocking-out-loud:

(x)

ymutate:

Vanessa Stockard

“Another Day, Another Chair”

feline17ff:

suns-up-bunshine:

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

…

canadian-kazoo-god:

stonyponyofficial:

clityeastwood:

emptycontainer:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

ALT

the-angry-folklorist:

fedgf1-deactivated20220521:

Violence